One Fine Day Bridal
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, this is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother’s Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
We will discuss a story you’ve all heard before.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys, got up to fight,
They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block
On the second floor, of a vacant lot.
One had a fiddle, one had a drum,
And one had a pancake stuck to his bum,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each another,
One was blind and the other couldn’t see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright
And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
One dead boy who had no feet
Began to run down the street.
The other dead boy who could not talk,
Said 'Oh Policeman let me walk.'
If you don’t believe this little lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
One Fine Day Meaning
- One fine day by Hogrogian Noony Genre: picture book, fiction Reading level: K-3 grade Format: good Reading the book One Fine Day by Nonny Hogrogian was really enjoyable in the fact that the book has a pattern and a rhythm. I liked how the picture illustrations in the book showed everything the text said for example when the fox was drinking the.
- One Fine Day From Album: 57th & 9th (2016).Official Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpi4IsPoU4.
David Byrne One Fine Day Meaning
The result became 'One Fine Day.' I sang a few harmonies in the choruses to make it sound better and send it off to Brian. We were both thrilled- here was the gospel-folk-electronic aspect I at least had heard hints of had come to life- articulated. At some unspecified or unknown time. ‘you want to be the Chancellor one fine day’. More example sentences. ‘And once we get down to improving our infrastructure, which includes good roads, uninterrupted power supply, a good international airport, which is going to happen one fine day, then we can say we are nearly there.’. Definition of fine with me in the Idioms Dictionary. Fine with me phrase. What does fine with me expression mean? (one) fine feathers. Word of the Day; Word.